Lcyberlina Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Men are like wine: You keep them in the dark, until they mature into something good enough to have dinner with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishFan24 Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Men are like wine: You keep them in the dark, until they mature into something good enough to have dinner with... If I had a good comeback to this I would say it. But since I don't, I'm going to keep my mouth shut. :glare : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcyberlina Posted April 30, 2004 Author Share Posted April 30, 2004 Men are like wine: You keep them in the dark, until they mature into something good enough to have dinner with...? If I had a good comeback to this I would say it. But since I don't, I'm going to keep my mouth shut. :glare : I know the comeback... but I won't tell! :mischief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishFan24 Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 I know the comeback... but I won't tell! :mischief I'll eventually come up with one of my own, thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Men are like wine: You keep them in the dark, until they mature into something good enough to have dinner with... Why did the woman cross the road? Who Cares!? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen to begin with!? :lol :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGreatOne Posted May 1, 2004 Share Posted May 1, 2004 Men are like wine: You keep them in the dark, until they mature into something good enough to have dinner with... Why did the woman cross the road? Who Cares!? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen to begin with!? :lol :lol :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted May 1, 2004 Share Posted May 1, 2004 Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove!!! :lol :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheff#1 Posted May 1, 2004 Share Posted May 1, 2004 why are men so smart,and women talk to much? cuz guys have 2 heads and girls have 2 sets of lips... =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted May 1, 2004 Share Posted May 1, 2004 why are men so smart,and women talk to much? cuz guys have 2 heads and girls have 2 sets of lips... =) Whats do you do when your diswasher malfunctions? Spank her ass and tell her to get back to work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jynx Posted May 1, 2004 Share Posted May 1, 2004 How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and moan! Why do women have small feet? So they can get closer to the sink! How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let her do the dishes in the dark. What is the best thing about a blow job? Ten minutes silence What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? women who won't do as she is told. Why did god create man first? Because he did't want a woman looking over his sholder criticising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and moan! Why do women have small feet? So they can get closer to the sink! How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let her do the dishes in the dark. What is the best thing about a blow job? Ten minutes silence What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? women who won't do as she is told. Why did god create man first? Because he did't want a woman looking over his sholder criticising. LMAO!!! :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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