? Your missing a good game

? Bend Over and use your good eye

? Hey, Mr Magoo, did you forget your glasses?

? You couldn't make the right call if you had a phone book.

? I've seen potatoes with better eyes.

? If you had one more eye you'd be a Cyclops.

? They said you were a great asset to the game.

? I told them they were off by two letters.

? I thought only horses slept standing up!

? If I had a dollar for every good call you've made, I'd be broke!

? Now I know why there's only one eye 'I' in umpire

? If you're just going to watch the game, buy a ticket.

? Stevie Wonder could see that one.

? Can I pet your seeing- eye dog after the game?

? They're putting your strike zone on the back of milk cartons.

? You couldn't make a call in a phone booth.

? I was confused the first time I saw a game too.

? You're like a bat without sonar.

? I've gotten better calls from my ex-wife!

? Why don't you get your Seeing Eye dog to call it for you?

? You forgot the bone for your seeing-eye dog!

? Kick your dog, he's lying to you!

? I'll break your cane and shoot your dog.

? Be careful when you back up, so you don't fall over your dog.

? If you had another eye, it would be lonely.

? His glasses are so thick, he can see into the future.

? You're so so cross-eyed, you thought your only child was your twin!

? How many fingers am I holding up?

? Move around; you're killing the grass!

? What were you - a look-out at Pearl Harbor?

? You're as useful as a football bat.

? You're as useful as a mint-flavored suppository.

? Have they stopped printing the rulebooks in Braille?

? Does your wife let you make decisions at home?

? Did Helen Keller train you?

? Your ass called, it wants your head out by tomorrow.

? You?re blinking too long.

? If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.

Excellent!!!....lol

thats sum funny s***

What were you - a look-out at Pearl Harbor?

 

Geez :confused

This list is clearly offensive and not family-friendly.

:thumbup

good ones,ive used a couple of those...

We heard this one during the last home game:

 

 

Hey! Four Eyes stays open until 9PM.

This list is clearly offensive and not family-friendly.

:anon