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Super Troopers quotes

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let's keep this thing going, and not let it die down...when Super Troopers quotes have ran out....Anchorman will be on DVD, and we'll go from there....

 

"yah sure, or yes sir?"

"You know those cheap Japanese cartoons, well, these are the cheaper Afghani knockoff."

 

"Yeah, chief, it's Afghanistanimation."

Did I miss the song? Sing it again rookie beyotch!

 

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!

"Sorry about the delousing, it's standard procedure."

"Powdered sugar, it's delicious."

 

"She's sweaty and smells like ass, but you could say that about a lot of my girls."

 

"Bite the soap, make him look like a dick."

"No."

"C'mon, Rabbit."

"Alright, just give me the goddamned soap!"

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:lol I love it

 

I'm gonna do everything I can to keep this thread goin for awhile, so I'm gonna limit my posts to 1 quote...b/c I'm lame like that....

 

 

"look what I found....2x4s!"

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you know what this is?

yah, it's a shammy cloth

ha! lucky guess...I just lost a buck....to myself!

if someone says the word shananigans one more time am going to pistol wipe someone...hey farva whats the name of that place you go to...what shananigans....ohhohhh

"We have a murder one day and a drug bust the next, I think we're gonna need all the cops we can get."

Liter of cola...That's french for give me some godd*** SODA!

 

Got caught doing the repeater.

That'll happen.

Yep, That'll Happen.

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