July 30, 200422 yr this movie is gonna be funny as hell I hope its every bit as good as Half Baked was :hat
July 30, 200422 yr It looks hilarious in a stupid-funny kind of way which is just how I like my movies. Can't wait to see it! Oh and Half Baked = awesome movie!!
July 31, 200422 yr "Ima" saw it tonite....it was f***in hilarious.....hilarious. The cheetah was hilarious, the battlesh*t was hilarious...damn the whole thing was hilarious
August 1, 200422 yr The best was when Kumar had the dream sequence where he married that huge bag of pot. "Stupid bitch, can't you make a decent ****ing cup of coffee!" Then he smacks the big bag of pot and it goes into the corner of the kitchen and cries. CLASSIC.
August 1, 200422 yr lol, when Kumar was taking a piss at that bush, and some rando dude starts pissin next to him! :lol I almost cried
August 2, 200422 yr This review is just hilarious: Before anything else, everyone that ain?t wanna come with me to see the movie cause they said it looked wack -- which resulted in me going for dolo -- can kiss my ass!! That Harold and Kumar go to White Castle joint was a classic! (To me, anyway.) Big ups to John Cho and Kal Penn, them is my peoples. The chemistry with them two was popping. The hot thing about it was that it was all about the weed. I mean, they go through mad crazy stuff just to satisfy the craving for a certain type of munchies: the White Castle munchies. Not that, um, I?d know, but we?ve all been there where we got the munchies and want a certin food and nothing else can substitute for it. They deal with wannabe extreme skinhead type birds, a raccoon attack in they whip, a wild cheetah that burns a blunt with them in the forest, and then there?s a fly mami that I?d marry in a heart beat. It worked on so many levels for me that I?d recommend this to anyone that gets down like Harold and Kumar. The cool thing about this was that the two main characters were Korean (Harold) and Indian (Kumar), but they didn?t play into the stereotypical roles that would have been expected. Kumar didn?t speak with an accent and Harold didn?t have to use Kung-Fu in any part of the movie. The funny stuff was how everyone else stereotyped them and made fun of them and what not. They also made fun of how racist the other people were. The cops was mad gung-ho, the skinhead guys were homophobic bullies, even though they were riding around they jeep with some sappy-happy-go-lucky music. At one point, Harold was locked up with this black dude that was arrested for being black. When they caught Harold trying to break out, the cops jumped on the black dude for no reason and started pounding him out. He had his hands on the wall and doing whatever the cops told him to do, and the cops was like, ?He?s resisting arrest!!? That had me rolling!!! Then they had the Doogie Howser cameo where they pick him up as a hitchhiker. Big ups to Neil Patrick Harris, son was mad funny he played himself in the movie. Son was tripping on some E or something and started licking the leather in the car and started banging the back of the driver seat. Son ended up stealing the car and bouncing on H and K. Later on they show him hanging outside of the cars sunroof and he got like 7 buck naked shorties in there, breasts all out there and he?s doing lines off one of they backs. The scene where Kumar finds a big Ziploc bag of trees and he imagines life with it as his wife, that right there had me on the floor, man. Son imagined having sex with the bag of weed -- of course the weed bag became the size of a small person -- and when he finished, son, that right there was dumb gangsta. He spit coffee in the bag of weed?s face and saying ?You call this coffee?! You b****!!? And the bag started crying. That was real dog. Now that?s comedy. It had a little message in it, but it ain?t really matter. Comedy is about forgetting the seriousness of life and just laughing away your worries. The flick was well paced and could be appreciated by stoners and sobers alike. When it?s all said and done, I gotta give the movie 4 gangeros (Spanish for gangsta). It was funny, had an original plot and even though it lacked action, it made up for it in breasts. There?s a lot more funny things to talk about, but I ain?t trying to give you a play-by-play. It ain?t get the fifth gangero cause it was type short and didn?t show Paula Graces?the fly mami I?d marry in a heart beat and affection of Harold?s heart?enough. Hey Paula, come holla at cha boy!! I?ll love you forever and show you how gangstas do. -Omar Mazariego
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