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Date Monday, August 2, 2004 *****Difficult

 

Question: 85% of people who buy one of these never use it

 

Answer: Piano

 

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Date Friday, July 30, 2004 *****Very Hard

 

Question: According to a recent survey the size of a woman is determined by here what

 

Answer: her dog. The smaller the dog the more powerful the woman

 

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Date Wednesday, July 28, 2004 **Not Bad

 

Question: 16% of office workers in America say they do this, but wouldn't tell anyone about it...

 

Answer: Eat something from the office fridge that belongs to someone else

 

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Date Tuesday, July 27, 2004 ***Medium

 

Question: The average man will do this 2,340 times in his life

 

Answer: Mow the lawn

 

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Date Monday, July 26, 2004 ****Tricky

 

Question: A whopping 65% of women say a man is more attractive if he has one of these in his home

 

Answer: Teddy Bear

 

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Date Friday, July 23, 2004 ***Moderate

 

Question: Between 1992-2002, 17 MILLION people quit doing this

 

Answer: Reading

 

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Date Thursday, July 22, 2004 **Cake

 

Question: The word record for the longest one of these is 210 inches

 

Answer: Beard (17 1/2 foot long)

 

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Date Wednesday, July 21, 2004 ****Tuff Again

 

Question: A famous doctor has determined that people who crave this food are generally, flirtatious, lievely and energetic

 

Answer: Pretzels

 

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Date Tuesday, July 20, 2004 ****Tricky

 

Question: After 6 weeks of intense research, scientists have determined this is the hardest thing to flush down a toilet

 

Answer: Ping Pong Ball

 

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Date Monday, July 19, 2004 ***Not Bad

 

Question: Theres nothing worse than someone else getting your mail. Mail order companies say this is the most common mis-spelled first name..

 

Answer: Marilyn

 

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Date Friday, July 16, 2004 *****easy 4 maconers

 

Question: A factory in Macon GA produces 7 million of these a day in 1500 styles and in 427 colors.

 

Answer: Zippers

 

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Date Thursday, July 15, 2004 ***Ouch

 

Question: 33% of men have done this at least once at a movie theatre?

 

Answer: got their hand stuck in the cupholder

 

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Date Wednesday, July 14, 2004 ****Tricky

 

Question: In the U.S., there are more than 70,000 people that can say this about themselves.

 

Answer: They are over 100 years old

 

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Date Tuesday, July 13, 2004 ***Not Cool

 

Question: After entering your home, 1/3 of all robbers will do what?

 

Answer: Look at your photo albums!

 

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Date Monday, July 12, 2004 ****Thinker

 

Question: Most of these today are made with about 1500 parts

 

Answer: Bicycle

 

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Date Friday, July 9, 2004 ******WHAT?

 

Question: This moves at a maximum speed of 25 miles per hour when it leaves it starting point

 

Answer: Ketchup in a bottle

 

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Date Thursday, July 8, 2004 **EZ

 

Question: What is the most common non-contagious disease in the world?

 

Answer: Tooth decay

 

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Date Wednesday, July 7, 2004 ***Moderate

 

Question: 85 percent of people who do this, say they still leave their shoes on while doing it!

 

Answer: Streaking

 

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Date Tuesday, July 6, 2004 ****Hard

 

Question: 10% of us have one of these in our car

 

Answer: a French fry

 

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Date Friday, July 2, 2004 ****Kinda Hard

 

Question: 5% of these are consumed in the morning and the rest of them in the afternoon and evening. What are they?

 

Answer: Raisin

 

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Date Thursday, July 1, 2004 ******took 55mins

 

Question: A lot of graduations going on this summer and according to a recent survey, when it comes to graduation cards 70% of people say they do this.

 

Answer: Sign their pet's name

 

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Date Wednesday, June 30, 2004 ****Redeemer

 

Question: There are only 250 people in the world who wear this uniform. Who ae they?.

 

Answer: Ronald McDonald

 

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Date Tuesday, June 29, 2004 *Pathetic Simple

 

Question: What is unique about the sentence "The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

 

Answer: Only sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet

 

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Date Monday, June 28, 2004 *****Opposite of EZ

 

Question: 25% of people say they have done this to someone else car.

 

Answer: Written wash me on a dirty car

 

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Date Friday, June 25, 2004 ****Difficult

 

Question: 42% of married men say they would have backed out of their engagement if this happened.

 

Answer: Their bride insisted on a hyphenated name

 

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Date Thursday, June 24, 2004 *****INSANE

 

Question: If this is going to happen on your vacation, statistics show it will probably be on the first day.

 

Answer: Get in a fight (argument)

 

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Date Wednesday, June 23, 2004 *****Tuff

 

Question: Based on pay, benefits, perks, stress, physical exertion and chances for advancement, this occupation has been deemed the worst job in America.

 

Answer: Lumberjack

 

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Date Tuesday, June 22, 2004 ****Hard

 

Question: In a survey of new car buyers, people were asked what feature, not normally offered, would be their number one choice to have in the new car.

 

Answer: Microwave Oven

 

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Date Monday, June 21, 2004 ***Kinda Hard

 

Question: If this item were hooked up to an EEG, the readings would be virtually the same as the brain waves of a healthy adult

 

Answer: Jell-O

 

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Date Thursday, June 18, 2004 ****Nasty

 

Question: A recent survey found that 21% of brides & grooms say this almost turned "I do" into "I don't." What happened?

 

Answer: The Minister Was Drunk

 

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Date Wednesday, June 17, 2004 ***Moderate

 

Question: A survey asked 800,000 women what their dream job would be. This was the #1 answer.

 

Answer: Best-Selling Author

 

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Date Tuesday, June 16, 2004 ****Difficult

 

Question: Every year, more people are injured doing this than in car accidents

 

Answer: Sneezing

 

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Date Monday, June 15, 2004 *Easy

 

Question: The record for doing this is 47 hours, 5 minutes, 20 seconds

 

Answer: Watching Television

 

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Date Friday, June 11, 2004 ****Think Think

 

Question: Summertime is perfect for?e-coli! The top 10 most dangerous foods include chicken, ground beef and turkey, plus raw oysters Surprisingly, this also made the top 10!

 

Answer: Cantaloupe

 

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Date Thursday, June 10, 2004 *Easy

 

Question: 10 years ago only 48% of men said they did this for themselves. Now it's up to 70%...

 

Answer: Buy their own clothes

 

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Date Wednesday, June 9, 2004 *****Evil Hard

 

Question: 48% of men say they have done this just to meet women.

 

Answer: Taken up a sport

 

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Date Tuesday, June 8, 2004 *1/50 chance

 

Question: Of the 50 states in our country, this one attracts the fewest tourists

 

Answer: Delaware (only 2 hrs to drive thru the state)

 

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Date Monday, June 7, 2004 **moderate

 

Question: A survey found the on average people who did this at their home were smarter

 

Answer: Read in the bathroom

 

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Date Friday, June 4, 2004 *Not Tuff

 

Question: 4400 people have to go to the emergency room each year because of this

 

Answer: Puttin on their pants (ouch)

 

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Date Thursday, June 3, 2004 *Obvious

 

Question: 22 million men in America have this is common

 

Answer: Mustache

 

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Date Wednesday, June 2, 2004 1/2 *Cake

 

Question: 31% of workers in America will not do this today.

 

Answer: Eat Lunch (21% will not go to lunch))

 

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Date Tuesday, June 1, 2004 ***Tricky

 

Question: If you have one in your house, its average speed is about 4.5 miles per hour.

 

Answer: House Fly

 

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Date Friday, May 28, 2004 *Easy

 

Question: 60% of American women and 20% of guys have called in sick for this reason. What is it?

 

Answer: They are having a bad hair day

 

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Date Thursday, May 27, 2004 *** Not Bad

 

Question: According to a recent survey, what's the #1 memory that adults have of kindergarten?

 

Answer: Smell of Play-Doh

 

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Date Wednesday, May 26, 2004 *** Not Bad

 

Question: According to the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation, the smell of this at the dinner table will reduce hostile talk by 23%. What is it?

 

Answer: Garlic

 

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Date Tuesday, May 25, 2004 *** Tuff

 

Question: The 3rd most disliked food in the US is yogurt. The 2nd most disliked food in the US is liver. What is the #1 most disliked food in the US

 

Answer: Tofu (bean curd)

 

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Date Monday, May 24, 2004 *** Middle-Road

 

Question: Half of all children have had this happen to them before they turned 12...

 

Answer: They have been bitten by a dog

 

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Date Friday, May 21, 2004 ***** Brutal

 

Question: Lets say you had to get a tattoo on your forehead. A survey asked people to name a quote from a TV show they would most likely get inked on their nogin. What was the #1 answer

 

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Answer: Dont Be Stupid....Stupid (Big Tom on Survivor)

 

Date Thursday, May 20, 2004 ** Not Hard

 

Question: The average American eats 248 of these in a year

 

Answer: Eggs

 

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Date Wednesday, May 19, 2004 ** Educational

 

Question: A recent survey of women found this to be the worst thing a guy over 40 can do fashion wise

 

Answer: put their hair in a pony tail

 

 

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Date Tuesday, May 18, 2004 *** Oh My

 

Question: If you have one of these, there is a 60% chance it doesn't work...

 

Answer: Smoke detector

 

 

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Date Monday, May 17, 2004 ** Moderate

 

Question: On any given day there are at least a half million of these in New York City...

 

Answer: Stray Dogs

 

 

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Date Friday, May 14, 2004 * Way too Easy

 

Question: Four percent of people have done this to have an excuse because they are late for work.

 

Answer: Get into a car accident on purpose

 

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Date Thursday, May 13, 2004 *** Brain Hurting

 

Question: In a recent survey, 56% of women said this makes a man "cute..."

 

Answer: Love Handles

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