First of all, thank you for pointing out to all of us that Mr. Kerry was never struck by a BULLET. It was only SHRAPNEL that entered his body! I did not know that! Hell, what's the big deal about a bunch of large, sharp, metal shards ripping open your flesh? That happens to all of us!

 

What would we do without you, Mr. Bush? Criticize you as we might, when it comes to pointing out other men's military records, there is no one who can touch your prowess. In 2000, you let out the rumor that your opponent John McCain might be "nuts" from the 5 years he spent in a POW camp. Then, in the 2002 elections, your team compared triple-amputee Sen. Max Cleland to Osama bin Laden, and that cost him the election. And now you are having the same impact on war hero John Kerry. Since you (oops, I mean "The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth!") started running those ads, Kerry's poll numbers have dropped (with veterans, he has lost 18 points in the last few weeks).

 

friggin' hilarious

 

for more: http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/...Date=2004-08-26

Its true though Soriano, you can't deny it.

who said i was, the only thing i disagree with is that moore claims he hear's gunshots outside of his hoily toily apratment

The "gunshots" are probably potato chips that are hidden under the rolls of fat in his skin.

those chips were a lot closer to nam than bush

i doubt that.

 

Bush may have been far from 'nam....but Moore was probably failing through elementary school and getting destroyed in dodgeball.

i doubt that.

 

Bush may have been far from 'nam....but Moore was probably failing through elementary school and getting destroyed in dodgeball.

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yeah, but this is a kerry bush thing...

 

edit: i get it, you guys were referring to moore...still, moore might be a fat slob with 3 bodyguards armed to the teeth, but what does that do with the argument he presented.

nothin....just taking a great opportunity to make fun of a fatty named Moore.

What you quoted is funny and true, but I just hate Michael Moore. And I won't be voting for Dubya this fall.