October 14, 200422 yr http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041 Unbelievable. I never thought the Repubs could sink this low. "If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself," Cheney said, speaking at a rally in Greensboro, NC. "When they go to the polls, Americans must weigh this fact and decide if our nation can ignore such a grave threat." Added Cheney: "It would be a tragedy to suffer another attack on American soil, let alone one perpetrated by an enemy as well-organized and well-equipped as I am. My colleagues and I urge voters to keep their safety in mind when they go to the polls." Although Cheney would not
October 14, 200422 yr Awesome it mentioned Greensboro. And yeah The Onion is a funny site. 591243[/snapback] I used to live in Greensboro.
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