ON THE WRONG TRACK: Patricia M. Frankhouser says she was walking along

the railroad tracks in Pittsburgh, Penn., when a train passed by and

clipped her, injuring her finger. Rather than curse her own stupidity,

she sought out a lawyer; Harry F. Smail Jr. filed suit against Norfolk

Southern Corp., charging that the railroad failed to put up warning

signs to notify pedestrians "of the dangers of walking near train

tracks and that the tracks were actively in use" which "negligently

provided plaintiff with the belief she was safe in walking near the

train tracks." The suit seeks unspecified damages in excess of $30,000.

(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review) ...And here all her friends thought she was

untrainable.

ONE DOWN, THOUSANDS TO GO: "Lawyer Going to Jail for Telling Witness to

Lie" -- Nashville Tennessean headline

:lol LOL!

Reporting stolen Marijuana

 

Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

 

"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

 

Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

 

According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

 

Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions. They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.

Wow :plain

LOL.... Jay Leno talked about that last one about the stolen pot... He said "If you're that stupid to call the police because someone stole your pot, chances are it wasn't stolen.... You smoked all of it."