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The Staff Meeting

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The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff

> meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone

> gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the

> burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

>

> The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had

> to

> use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured

> the

> essence of Viagra Slight variations were acceptable.

>

> About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top

> Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went

> very well for everyone.

>

> The top ten:

>

> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

>

> 09. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

>

> 08. Viagra, Like a rock!

>

> 07. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

>

> 06. Viagra, Be all that you can be!

>

> 05. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone!

>

> 04. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

>

> 03. Viagra, Tastes great! More Filling!

>

> 02. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

>

> And the unanimous number one slogan:

>

> 01. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.

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