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So I was just watching tv and this ad comes on for this thing called Muse. It claims to be the next Viagra. What is it? A urethral suppository. I kid you not. I cringed, and shook and shivered! If you want to see the ad or illustrations of how it works you can google it up, I am not sure if I should link that stuff from here. Just google: Muse, commerical, ed medication.

 

Some warnings that are just funny:

 

# MUSE should not be used by men who have been advised not to undertake sexual activity because of heart problems. This information was missing from the TV ad.

# MUSE may cause fainting or sudden low blood pressure. After using MUSE, you should avoid activities such as driving or hazardous tasks, where injury could result if dizziness or fainting were to occur. In patients experiencing these symptoms, the symptoms have usually occurred at the start of therapy and within one hour of taking MUSE. All of this information was missing from the TV ad.

# The TV ad said ?Do not use if you?have abnormal anatomy or some blood disorders?.? This statement ?abnormal anatomy? refers to the anatomy of the penis. ?Some blood disorders? refers to conditions that might result in long-lasting erections, such as sickle cell anemia or trait, leukemia, or tumor of the bone marrow (multiple myeloma). This detail was not provided in the TV ad.

 

Thoughts? Would you ever use a ureathral suppository? :mischief2

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