January 17, 200521 yr What car do you see on the road, do you say to yourself, "Man! That is one ugly car!"? Rate this joke, with your emoticon choice: I went to the Doctor yesrteday, and he said he wanted a urine sample, a semen sample, and a fecal sample. And I said, "How bout I just give you a pair of my underware?" Have you ever drank, "Moxie"?? :thumbdown I used to love Mr.PiBB!! :beer Do they still have that!!?? Should I start a thread entitled, "Win A Date, With PlayAtThePlate!"? I use Cheer for my clothes, because I love the fresh scent! What do you use? Fab? Wisk, etc... I heard that women are liking hairless chests...and guys are getting their chest waxed. I would never do this! My nipples could rip off!! Ladies...do you like this? I was watching Oprah once, and I heard that girls like Bad Boys and not nice guys? Do you all agree? Name one of your favorite songs from the '80s! What are the character names in the photo below? Finish this song: But now! there's noooo where to hide, since ya pushed my love assssssssside...I'm losin' my head! Are you watching the "Bachelorette"? Are you ever annoyed if someone takes a bite of the same food you do, at the exact same time..or uses the napkin at the exact same time, or takes a drink at the exact same time! Do you ever notice someone yawning at the exact same time you do? Why is this? Have you ever dreamed you were falling!? you were being chased? or that your teeth were falling out or becoming loose!? And sprung up in bed thanking God it was just a dream!? What is a subtle hint that a person of the opposite sex may like you? What male celebrity, that is pounded into our brains is supposed to be so great, do you feel is overated? Same for a female celebrity? (like Rene Zelwinger? Uhhhhhh G...please!!) CNN, Fox News , or MSNBC? Who do you think will win the Super Bowl? I will probably go to Walgreens and buy myself the Elvis Russel Stovers Candy Tin, and fill my face with the Dark Chocolates, for Valentines Day and try to tell myself it's a stupid, commercial Holiday! :crying How 'bout you!!!?? Do you know how to make a tissue dance? Do you have Spring Training tickets yet? If so.. what game are you going to? Who is your favorite James Bond? Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Daulton, or Pierce Bronson?? What is your current favotite song on the radio? Have you ever woken up, and you think someone elses arm is around you, and you freak out and throw it off you! And it is your own arm!!! That you cut off all the blood supply by laying on it strangely, and has no feeling at all!!??? Have you ever gotten a professional message!!?? I would love to but I'm afraid!! :o There is no way I would want a guy to to do it! And if it was a woman, I'm afraid that because I'm am so pathetically single, that it would be STIMULATING instead of just relaxing!! If you know what I mean? :whistle And even if it was a toothless wonder cafeteria lady with a fuzzy lip...what if I'm so lonely that.....that... :o I mean you know that thing they cut out of the face rest so you can lay on your stomach or rest your head and can breathe!! Do they have something like that for the table too?? If ya know what I mean? :blink: that can't be comfortable!!?? Talk to me people!!!??? Did you even the slightest, teeniest...fraction, enjoy this quiz? God Bless!! And thank you, thankyouverymuchhh, once again for your participation! :thumbup
January 18, 200521 yr I like quizzes and all but only if they are 10 questions or less...I just don't have the time.
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