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I have been working on a time machine for 6 months now. After many trials and errors (one of them involving me getting stuck in the year 3989 and discovering a highly evolved group of humans) it should work. But my plan is so complex that the entire Eastern Seaboard will be involved. So some of you will feel some effects and some won't. I plan to then sell my time machine to the government if it works.

 

Here's the plan:

 

At 2:00 AM EST I will jump to April 3rd, 2005 3:00 AM EST.

Some of you will have dreams if you are asleep.

People that are awake might become sleepy and some will be wide awake.

In the long run this will get us one hour closer to Opening Day.

I plan to run this again in the Fall but next time go into the past.

 

WARNING: YOU MUST ALL SPRING YOUR CLOCKS AHEAD ONE HOUR TO AVOID GETTING STUCK AT 2AM. THIS MAY DESTROY THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE, THUS DESTROYING THE EARTH.

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Guest Moneyball

You rule this message board.

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And soon the world!

 

 

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

 

 

*does Mr.Burns finger thing*

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Time travel to start in less than 11 minutes. I hope everyone is prepared. I'd hate to be stuck an hour behind in time.

 

*puts on Goggles of Science*

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Time travel complete. Everything went OK. I think we have lost parts of the NE, oh well no big loss.

 

My plan worked perfectly.

 

Welcome to the future now.

 

Please tell me you didnt stay up to do this?

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Nope.

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