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Birdman's random thoughts

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801932[/snapback]

:mischief2

You ruined my streak of posts, now Ill need to kill you.

Speaking of which, I watched 5 straight hours of x files yesterday.

IN THE DARK!

:plain

801932[/snapback]

:mischief2

You ruined my streak of posts, now Ill need to kill you.

Speaking of which, I watched 5 straight hours of x files yesterday.

IN THE DARK!

801936[/snapback]

That's nothing d00d I played Doom 3 and Silent Hill 3&4 yesterday 12 hours straight in teh dark.I ruined like 5 pairs of boxers in the process. :mischief

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:plain

801932[/snapback]

:mischief2

You ruined my streak of posts, now Ill need to kill you.

Speaking of which, I watched 5 straight hours of x files yesterday.

IN THE DARK!

801936[/snapback]

That's nothing d00d I played Doom 3 and Silent Hill 3&4 yesterday 12 hours straight in teh dark.I ruined like 5 pairs of boxers in the process. :mischief

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What are boxers?

I poopyed myself 3 times today by the way.

Tis was green.

Is it rape?!

Its not rape when you kill the person afterwards.

:mischief

801928[/snapback]

Best. Line. Evar.

Is it rape?!

Its not rape when you kill the person afterwards.

:mischief

801928[/snapback]

POST OF THE MOTHERFRICKING YEAR AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

Birdman bitch I fly in any weather

Is it rape?!

Its not rape when you kill the person afterwards.

:mischief

801928[/snapback]

:lol :lol :lol

 

:thumbup :thumbup :thumbup

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DEEEEETROIT BASKETBALL?!

I recently saw something while watching the NBA finals that got me wondering. Those fans from Detroit really like wasting energy. You might be thinking, but Birdman isent that what fans are for? Not in this case my nibling's. Imagine this an another setting, you walk up to the cashier to get your bar of soap and he/she only looks at you with widen't eyes and replies, "CVSSSSSSSSSS PHAAAAARRRRMAAAACCCYYYY!!!".

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DEEEEETROIT BASKETBALL?!

I recently saw something while watching the NBA finals that got me wondering. Those fans from Detroit really like wasting energy. You might be thinking, but Birdman isent that what fans are for? Not in this case my nibling's. Imagine this an another setting, you walk up to the cashier to get your bar of soap and he/she only looks at you with widen't eyes and replies, "CVSSSSSSSSSS PHAAAAARRRRMAAAACCCYYYY!!!".

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Actually I gotta disagree.....if that second senario happened, it would be freaking awesome.

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DEEEEETROIT BASKETBALL?!

I recently saw something while watching the NBA finals that got me wondering. Those fans from Detroit really like wasting energy. You might be thinking, but Birdman isent that what fans are for? Not in this case my nibling's. Imagine this an another setting, you walk up to the cashier to get your bar of soap and he/she only looks at you with widen't eyes and replies, "CVSSSSSSSSSS PHAAAAARRRRMAAAACCCYYYY!!!".

817979[/snapback]

 

Actually I gotta disagree.....if that second senario happened, it would be freaking awesome.

818241[/snapback]

Disagree with what?!?!, it would be awsome. But it wont happen because its what kids?

(kid voices)

A waste of energy!

DEEEEETROIT BASKETBALL?!

I recently saw something while watching the NBA finals that got me wondering. Those fans from Detroit really like wasting energy. You might be thinking, but Birdman isent that what fans are for? Not in this case my nibling's. Imagine this an another setting, you walk up to the cashier to get your bar of soap and he/she only looks at you with widen't eyes and replies, "CVSSSSSSSSSS PHAAAAARRRRMAAAACCCYYYY!!!".

817979[/snapback]

 

Actually I gotta disagree.....if that second senario happened, it would be freaking awesome.

818241[/snapback]

Disagree with what?!?!, it would be awsome. But it wont happen because its what kids?

(kid voices)

A waste of energy!

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I refuse to call something that would make me laugh a lot "a waste of energy".

 

Hey i'm just being a bit picky here, I agree with pretty much everything else you've said in this long running thread.

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I Can't Catch!

Sometimes when my friend has a fever I rub butter on my fingers so I can visit him.

  • 1 month later...

Yummy, tea

  • 5 weeks later...
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Honest Observation

Its alot easier to bust a nut when you are masturbating if you know someone is about to barge in and you have to hurry up. Honestly.

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