Self explanatory.

 

I'll go with K's, because it's pitching's sexy triple crown stat and Ks look cooler than homers do in my book.

Strikeouts because it's the only stat that shows dominance.

Chicks dig the long ball

ERA

Ill go with roundtrippers

HR's are the king of all stats in any sport

I voted RBI because it is the most disrespected (although over-rated by some) batting stat category.

Average.

 

Average is the one most power guys (who lead in homers and RBIs) cant get.

HRs

homers pwn all other stats. It's much more awesome to see someone get a homerun than anything else in the world. Strikeouts are second.

RBI