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Sun Tan

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To prepare for his big date with a blonde hottie, the young man

went up to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself.

Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.

 

Unfortunately, the youngman fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade."

 

This young man was determined not to miss this date, so he put

some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

 

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a homecooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.

 

During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again.

 

He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured himself a tall, cool, glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced an immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his Johnson immersed in the glass of milk.

 

Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"

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