June 29, 200521 yr A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an LAPD Police Officer. He thinks that he is smarter than the Officer because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this and have some fun at the Officer expense........... > > Officer says, "License and registration, please." > > Lawyer says, "What for?" > > Officer says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign " > > Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." > > Officer says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." > > Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" > > Officer says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" > > Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket." > > Officer says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." > > At this point, the Officer takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: > "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :notworthy
June 29, 200521 yr This guy got pulled over for running a stop sign and the cop said "Do you know what STOP stands for?" The guy says "Yeah, Stupid Trooper On Patrol." The Cop replied, "Speaking of stupid, I was gonna let you off." True Story
June 30, 200521 yr This guy got pulled over for running a stop sign and the cop said "Do you know what STOP stands for?" The guy says "Yeah, Stupid Trooper On Patrol." The Cop replied, "Speaking of stupid, I was gonna let you off." True Story 830302[/snapback] Dont know if that was a true story but PWNED
June 30, 200521 yr This guy got pulled over for running a stop sign and the cop said "Do you know what STOP stands for?" The guy says "Yeah, Stupid Trooper On Patrol." The Cop replied, "Speaking of stupid, I was gonna let you off." True Story 830302[/snapback] Dont know if that was a true story but PWNED 832354[/snapback] My friends dad told us it was one of his friends.
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