August 21, 200520 yr In Pharmacology all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on a generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered was mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarisin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin!! Pfizer announced that they were going to make Viagra available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi-Cola as a mixer. Pepsi proposed ad campaign claims that it is now possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. It also changes the names given to cocktails, highballs, and just an old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name... Mount & Do.
August 21, 200520 yr There is this poster in my language arts class. Its full of adages from a computer standpoint. One of them is: "Its better to be hard, than be floppy." :plain I am dead serious too.
August 21, 200520 yr There is this poster in my language arts class. Its full of adages from a computer standpoint. One of them is: "Its better to be hard, than be floppy." :plain I am dead serious too. 909956[/snapback] AKA [Face_WTF!?]
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