August 24, 200521 yr The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the USRSF. (US Redneck Special Forces). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Georgia, Texas,Tennessee and Louisiana boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists: 1- The season opened today. 2- There is no limit. 3- They taste like chicken. 4- They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5- They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This mess in Iraq should be over in about a week.
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