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I hate those farts that don't come out and it feels like you have a buuble in your ass.

when it happened did you end up running to the bathroom yelling "oh f*** i s*** my pants" like my grandpa did once?

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Anybody that says they have never let a fart go that.....well let's say "packed an extra, unexpected punch" that caused that person to sprint to the nearest toilet, is lying.

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that s*** was classic though. im on the phone with him and he mentioned that he'd been farting (yes i know youre wondering why. why ask why though? he's my grandpa) and all of sudden i hear him basically yell in spanish "oh f*** i s*** my pants!!" and then im hearing him yelling in the background and my grandma yelling all types of stuff at him and telling him to hurry up to the bathroom. :lol :lol :lol :lol

when it happened did you end up running to the bathroom yelling "oh f*** i s*** my pants" like my grandpa did once?

943634[/snapback]

 

Anybody that says they have never let a fart go that.....well let's say "packed an extra, unexpected punch" that caused that person to sprint to the nearest toilet, is lying.

943636[/snapback]

 

 

that s*** was classic though. im on the phone with him and he mentioned that he'd been farting (yes i know youre wondering why. why ask why though? he's my grandpa) and all of sudden i hear him basically yell in spanish "oh f*** i s*** my pants!!" and then im hearing him yelling in the background and my grandma yelling all types of stuff at him and telling him to hurry up to the bathroom. :lol :lol :lol :lol

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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

Post of the epoch.

when it happened did you end up running to the bathroom yelling "oh f*** i s*** my pants" like my grandpa did once?

943634[/snapback]

 

Anybody that says they have never let a fart go that.....well let's say "packed an extra, unexpected punch" that caused that person to sprint to the nearest toilet, is lying.

943636[/snapback]

 

 

that s*** was classic though. im on the phone with him and he mentioned that he'd been farting (yes i know youre wondering why. why ask why though? he's my grandpa) and all of sudden i hear him basically yell in spanish "oh f*** i s*** my pants!!" and then im hearing him yelling in the background and my grandma yelling all types of stuff at him and telling him to hurry up to the bathroom. :lol :lol :lol :lol

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:lol :lol :lol :lol :notworthy

when it happened did you end up running to the bathroom yelling "oh f*** i s*** my pants" like my grandpa did once?

943634[/snapback]

 

Anybody that says they have never let a fart go that.....well let's say "packed an extra, unexpected punch" that caused that person to sprint to the nearest toilet, is lying.

943636[/snapback]

 

 

that s*** was classic though. im on the phone with him and he mentioned that he'd been farting (yes i know youre wondering why. why ask why though? he's my grandpa) and all of sudden i hear him basically yell in spanish "oh f*** i s*** my pants!!" and then im hearing him yelling in the background and my grandma yelling all types of stuff at him and telling him to hurry up to the bathroom. :lol :lol :lol :lol

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That's f***in hilarious! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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