September 13, 200521 yr I just ripped a nice moist flapper sounding one. It smells quite ripe if I do say so myself. Anyone wanna piece of the action?
September 13, 200521 yr I just ripped a nice moist flapper sounding one. It smells quite ripe if I do say so myself. Anyone wanna piece of the action? 943610[/snapback] I like when they are moist. :mischief Send some my way. :mischief
September 13, 200521 yr when it happened did you end up running to the bathroom yelling "oh f*** i s*** my pants" like my grandpa did once?
September 13, 200521 yr when it happened did you end up running to the bathroom yelling "oh f*** i s*** my pants" like my grandpa did once? 943634[/snapback] Anybody that says they have never let a fart go that.....well let's say "packed an extra, unexpected punch" that caused that person to sprint to the nearest toilet, is lying.
September 13, 200521 yr I'm trying to recollect the series of events that lead me to click on this thread. I just don't understand why I entered this wonderfully intellectual thread.
September 13, 200521 yr I shat myself coming home from Nashville, TN...I was a on a long stretch of road from Paducah, KY to home where there are no gas stations etc...lets just say I had about a 40 mile unpleasant drive. Stupid wet farts.
September 13, 200521 yr I shat myself coming home from Nashville, TN...I was a on a long stretch of road from Paducah, KY to home where there are no gas stations etc...lets just say I had about a 40 mile unpleasant drive. Stupid wet farts. 943660[/snapback] I really needed to know that. :plain
September 14, 200521 yr The other day when I bent over to pick something up and my bro farted in my face. BTW my mouth was open............ :plain
September 14, 200521 yr I shat myself coming home from Nashville, TN...I was a on a long stretch of road from Paducah, KY to home where there are no gas stations etc...lets just say I had about a 40 mile unpleasant drive. Stupid wet farts. 943660[/snapback] :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
September 14, 200521 yr ive had a serious methane attack for a couple of days now ... im thinking its chronic
September 14, 200521 yr I havent sharted in years, I think my last was in middle school, not in the actual school, but those years. I have actually three straight days of full, non-wet shits that lasted a perfect amount of time. Ive had a dry spell before this of at least a few weeks of no good shits.
September 14, 200521 yr i remember the worst case of diarrhea (sp?) that ive ever had. it was at the dominican republic and i guess the food didnt agree with me. its like i was pissing through my ass at one point.
September 14, 200521 yr i remember the worst case of diarrhea (sp?) that ive ever had. it was at the dominican republic and i guess the food didnt agree with me. its like i was pissing through my ass at one point. 944643[/snapback] And then you think it is done, and yet it comes back, again....and again....and again.
September 14, 200521 yr i remember the worst case of diarrhea (sp?) that ive ever had. it was at the dominican republic and i guess the food didnt agree with me. its like i was pissing through my ass at one point. 944643[/snapback] And then you think it is done, and yet it comes back, again....and again....and again. 944655[/snapback] oh God yeah, thats horrible. the worst part though was probably the mess i created due to the wiping.
September 14, 200521 yr i remember the worst case of diarrhea (sp?) that ive ever had. it was at the dominican republic and i guess the food didnt agree with me. its like i was pissing through my ass at one point. 944643[/snapback] And then you think it is done, and yet it comes back, again....and again....and again. 944655[/snapback] oh God yeah, thats horrible. the worst part though was probably the mess i created due to the wiping. 944663[/snapback] If you were at home or somewhere you were able, Id probably just jump in the shower...turn on the water full blast and bend down and touch my toes...
September 14, 200521 yr Back in middle school I was in church (first friday of the month at a catholic school), the whole school is there and I need to fart real bad so I'm trying to ooze it out nice and slow and especially silent while we're kneeling down instead it rips with a vengeance. The priest looked pissed.
September 14, 200521 yr i remember the worst case of diarrhea (sp?) that ive ever had. it was at the dominican republic and i guess the food didnt agree with me. its like i was pissing through my ass at one point. 944643[/snapback] I had that back in June. Talk about agony.
September 14, 200521 yr Anyone remember the Tornado Drill position? Head tucked down against the wall, ass out in the open? That was prime rip ass time....
September 14, 200521 yr nothing like a nice, free and easy blast... and everything is fine and dandy during this power fart and out of nowhere you gotta "close the gates tight" otherwise you're gonna have to change your boxers
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