Posted January 19, 200321 yr comment_969 Teacher: "Today where gona talk about 'There's only one'... and I mean your mother. Only your mother we'll take care of you in necessary situations." [ John waves his hand ] Teacher: "Yes John?" John: "Teacher, I know my mom has to be the best out there... the other day I was sick and she brought me everything I asked for... that's why... mom, there's only one. Teacher: "Great example John" [ Pete waves his hand up very high ] Teacher: "Yes Pete? What is it now?" Pete: " I know there's only one... the other day my mother shouted.. "Hey Son! How many f***ing beers are in the fridge?!?!?!" I replied, "there's only one, mom!" Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/35-theres-only-one/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
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