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Turpentine

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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

 

A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

 

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine."

 

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

 

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's a$$ and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

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