One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few

beers. They start talking and come to realise that they're both

doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey about we

go over to your place. No strings attached. It'll just be one night

of fun." The woman doctor agrees to it.

 

 

So they go back to her place and he goes into the bedroom. She goes

into the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into

the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes.

 

 

Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so.

Afterwards, the man says to the woman, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"

 

 

"Yeah, how did you know?"

 

 

The man says, "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we

started."

 

 

"Oh, that makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anaesthesiologist

aren't you?"

 

 

"Yeah," says the man, a bit surprised. "How did you know?"

 

 

The woman answers, "Because I slept through most of it and didn't feel

a thing."

Nice one.