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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the Tickle

Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.

Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for

her first day promptly at 8:00. The next day at 8:45 there is a

knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line

throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is

backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The

Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men

march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed

up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and

they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of

Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of

small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little

piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew

the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several

minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry, " he says to her, barely able to keep a straight

face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you

yesterday........Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

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