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19 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!

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19 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!

 

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Talk about huge breasts!

Tying the legs together keeps it moist.

It's Cool Whip time!

I need to undo my pants!

I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

That's one terrific spread!

I'm in the mood for dark meat.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

Just reach your hand up there and clean it out.

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

Do you think you'll be able to handle everyone at once?

You still have a little bit on your chin.

How long will it take after you stick it in?

You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Your wife's pie tastes great!

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