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Breakfast At The White House

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Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

 

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

 

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to

act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office

for a year! ''

 

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers... "It's

pronounced 'quiche'."

LOL!

:lol

 

 

I don't even know what a 'quiche' is, but I can imagine Bush fumbling with the word.

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