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Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that

the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their

ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and

order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

 

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would

distract him for an hour or so.

 

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

 

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

 

"An ambulance just drove by."

 

A few moments passed.

 

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

 

"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

 

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father

asked.

 

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

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