BroadwayBaby84 Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 my friend Jorge told me this joke: A college professor asked one of his students why he was such a huge UM fan. The guy answered saying his father and mother both graduated from UM and are cane fans. The professor then said "Well, just because your parents are Cane fans doesn't mean you have to be one too. What if your mother was a prostitute and your father was a crack addict? What would you be then?" the guy thought for a second and then answered, "I'd be the illegitimate child of a Gator and a 'Nole." :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 wow....i heard that same joke...but with the fan being a Gator fan. Ahhh...such jokes get circulated throughout all rivalries. Original jokes are best...i.e. (think back to when the Gators won the National Championship...because that was when this joke was popular). How do you make Seminole cookies? Answer: Throw em in a Sugar Bowl and beat em for 3 hours. A Seminole fan and a Vol fan are in a bar. The Vol fan askes the Nolie what the FSU stands for. He replies "Florida Stomped Us. What does UT stand for?" The Vol replied "Us Too." Nothin like jokes that can't be circulated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayBaby84 Posted September 12, 2003 Author Share Posted September 12, 2003 haha those r pretty funny. i like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 its always fun pickin on Nolies....there are so many reasons. They aren't called the Criminoles for nothin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebball Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 FSU Joke: How do you make a seminole cookie??? Put in the Sugar Bowl and beat it for 3 hours!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 seems like i've heard that before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Card Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Go 'Canes! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Juanky Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 my friend Jorge told me this joke: A college professor asked one of his students why he was such a huge UM fan. The guy answered saying his father and mother both graduated from UM and are cane fans. The professor then said "Well, just because your parents are Cane fans doesn't mean you have to be one too. What if your mother was a prostitute and your father was a crack addict? What would you be then?" the guy thought for a second and then answered, "I'd be the illegitimate child of a Gator and a 'Nole." :lol Yeah I've heard that one before, its pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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