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one day a woman walks into church for morning mass and she sits in the front row...


oh yea.... she's topless


so after mass the priests walks over to her and says, "I'm happy your here but you can't be topless."


she replies," But i have a divine right!"


to that the priest responds, "Well, you have a heavenly left too but nevertheless!".... :D

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