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:lol http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/04/21/v...le_n_19564.html

 

Vice President Cheney Sleeps During Chinese President Hu's Press Conference...

 

Huffington Post | Posted April 21, 2006 05:43 PM

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From Tim Sloan/AFP/Getty Images

 

The NY Times today reported that Chinese officials were outraged over the White House accrediting a reporter who screamed at Mr. Hu from the stands, and mistakenly referring to China by the name of its archrival Taiwan. Adding insult to injury, here?s a picture of Vice President Dick Cheney sleeping during Mr. Hu?s press conference.

Because of course it isn't possible that he closed his eyes for any reason other than sleeping. Yawning, sneezing, headache...

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Because of course it isn't possible that he closed his eyes for any reason other than sleeping. Yawning, sneezing, headache...

 

:blink: yup reporters were waiting to snap the picture at the perfect nano second. he looks too peaceful to be sneezing or yawning.

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Because of course it isn't possible that he closed his eyes for any reason other than sleeping. Yawning, sneezing, headache...

:blink: yup reporters were waiting to snap the picture at the perfect nano second. he looks too peaceful to be sneezing or yawning.

And it's much more believable that reporters were waiting for him to fall asleep, right?

 

sh*t, get off their asses.

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And it's much more believable that reporters were waiting for him to fall asleep, right?

 

sh*t, get off their asses.

 

 

you are proposing reporters waited for the perfect second to snap a picture. i think you should go buy yourself reynolds wrap. when a guy is sitting there a while sleeping i think someone would notice it eventually. sorry you cant believe the vp sleeps on the job.

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And it's much more believable that reporters were waiting for him to fall asleep, right?

 

sh*t, get off their asses.

 

you are proposing reporters waited for the perfect second to snap a picture. i think you should go buy yourself reynolds wrap. when a guy is sitting there a while sleeping i think someone would notice it eventually. sorry you cant believe the vp sleeps on the job.

Actually, you're the one that can't believe the VP sleeps on the job, since you posted this as if it's some cardinal sin. I'm just saying, maybe he wasn't asleep.

 

If he was, big deal.

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you posted this as if it's some cardinal sin

 

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:lol

 

:blink:

you posted this as if it's some cardinal sin

 

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:lol

 

:blink:

 

Well why post it? If you thought it was funny, this should be in the Locker Room. If you thought it was newsworthy, this is the right place. My point is that I don't see why this is newsworthy.

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Well why post it? If you thought it was funny, this should be in the Locker Room. If you thought it was newsworthy, this is the right place. My point is that I don't see why this is newsworthy.

 

 

youre right news cant be funny sorry. the next time i see a news outlet laughing about something i will email them and let them know markkotsay7 says news is serious business nothing more. :whistle and the vp dosing off in the middle of meetings is news since he is suppose to know this stuff to make decisions that affect americans

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Well why post it? If you thought it was funny, this should be in the Locker Room. If you thought it was newsworthy, this is the right place. My point is that I don't see why this is newsworthy.

 

youre right news cant be funny sorry. the next time i see a news outlet laughing about something i will email them and let them know markkotsay7 says news is serious business nothing more. :whistle and the vp dosing off in the middle of meetings is news since he is suppose to know this stuff to make decisions that affect americans

He needs to know this stuff to make decisions? First of all, I guess by "this stuff" that he needs to know, you mean what went on at the news conferences was Premier Hu. Well, Hu agreed to cut the trade surplus and to further Chinese-US relations. The meetings were between President Bush and Premier Hu and Cheney was not involved. This was at a news conference where the presidents announced what they had agreed upon. Oh, what important decisions Cheney must make based on that news conference. By the way, the Vice President rarely "makes decisions that affect Americans." His main job is as president of the Senate (casting a tie-breaking vote). He has some policy input and attends some meetings. Oh, and he's Chairman of the Board of NASA.

 

IF he was in fact napping, Jesus, he sure did miss a lot, and it's going to impact the way he does his job. :plain

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like i said i am sorry the fact the vp takes naps during press conferences upsets you. you can go and let the rest of us laugh about it. maybe you need a nap.

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like i said i am sorry the fact the vp takes naps during press conferences upsets you. you can go and let the rest of us laugh about it. maybe you need a nap.

Sigh...you just don't get it.

 

It doesn't upset me. If it upsets anyone, it's you, since you posted it. I don't see the big deal. I bet in five minutes I could find a picture of Al Gore sleeping. Then again, it'd be hard to tell the difference between that and a picture of him awake.

 

And I haven't resorted to any personal attacks on you, you should do the same for me.

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Sigh...you just don't get it.

 

It doesn't upset me. If it upsets anyone, it's you, since you posted it. I don't see the big deal. I bet in five minutes I could find a picture of Al Gore sleeping. Then again, it'd be hard to tell the difference between that and a picture of him awake.

 

And I haven't resorted to any personal attacks on you, you should do the same for me.

 

dude look how much you posted on this. you are rather opinionated over this for it being nothing. all i said on it was :lol . i already understand you dont think news can be funny. so this thread isnt for you. and you told me what i think, very grown up of you. go take the nap cranky or ill start telling you what to think.

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Sigh...you just don't get it.

 

It doesn't upset me. If it upsets anyone, it's you, since you posted it. I don't see the big deal. I bet in five minutes I could find a picture of Al Gore sleeping. Then again, it'd be hard to tell the difference between that and a picture of him awake.

 

And I haven't resorted to any personal attacks on you, you should do the same for me.

dude look how much you posted on this. you are rather opinionated over this for it being nothing. all i said on it was :lol . i already understand you dont think news can be funny. so this thread isnt for you. and you told me what i think, very grown up of you. go take the nap cranky or ill start telling you what to think.

You told me to "go take a nap." I'm allowed to post my f***ing opinion, why don't you get the Goddamn sand out of your p***y and post when you grow a pair.

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You told me to "go take a nap." I'm allowed to post my f***ing opinion, why don't you get the Goddamn sand out of your p***y and post when you grow a pair.

 

and my opinion is you need a nap AND now a spanking you bad boy.

 

man you are hilarious you get testy over what you say is nothing. :lol

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You told me to "go take a nap." I'm allowed to post my f***ing opinion, why don't you get the Goddamn sand out of your p***y and post when you grow a pair.

and my opinion is you need a nap AND now a spanking you bad boy.

 

man you are hilarious you get testy over what you say is nothing. :lol

Are you a f***ing dolt or what? I didn't get upset, I VOICED MY OPINION. You told me to go take a nap, for no Goddamn reason. You're a f***ing c**t and that's that. I'm done here.

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Are you a f***ing dolt or what? I didn't get upset, I VOICED MY OPINION. You told me to go take a nap, for no Goddamn reason. You're a f***ing c**t and that's that. I'm done here.

 

BIG TYPING USUALLY MEANS ANGER!!11!!! and now you are cursing and everything tsk tsk

 

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