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Potentially vs. Reality

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A teenager comes home from school with a writing

assignment. He asks his father for help.

 

"Dad, can you tell me the difference between

POTENTIAL and REALITY?" His father looks up

thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it for

you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with

Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask

your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for

a million dollars. When your finished, come back

and tell me what you've learned."

 

The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he

can figure out what his father means. He asks his

mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million

dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

 

His mother looks around slyly, and then with a

little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your

dad, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his

sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave

you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad

Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod!

Definitely!"

 

The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad,

I think I've figured it out. POTENTIALLY we're

sitting on two million bucks, but in REALITY,

we are living with a couple of whores."

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