Posted June 13, 200618 yr A very unattractive, nasty, mean acting' woman walks into WalMart with her two kids. The WalMart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"? The ugly woman says "Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. Why?.... Do you think they really look alike?" "Hell no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"
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