July 16, 200620 yr Anyways, I was checking out gizoogle.com and did a quick gizoogle of Marlinsbaseball.com and this struck me as funny in one of the new headlines: The 22-year-old Sanchez, who was `bout 3 months old when Clemens mizzle his major league debut in 1984, outdueled tha seven-time Cy Young Award winna on Friday nizzight ta lead tha Florida Marlins ta a 3-1 victory over tha Houston Astros . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherf***in' dome. I always like to check out gizoogle for news headlines and stuff, it kind of livens things up and gives me a good laugh.
July 16, 200620 yr Here are some selected posts from the Reggie Abercrombie entrance song thread run through Gizoogle.com: Reggie Abercrombie's Entrance S-to-tha-izzong Does anybody know tha name of tha sizzong tizzle plays whizzen Abercrombie goes up ta bat? If somebody does I'd like ta know tha title . Boo-Yaa!. Marlins Troll Jul 14 2006, 5:51 PM Pizzy#3 Hammerheezee Group: Poser Posts: 594 Joined: 28-May 06 From: Florida Brotha No.: 3,201 I Don't thizzay they play his song anymore. They is debat'n `bout Reggie future so it is pointless ta play a theme sizzay on a cracka tizzy is brotha of pimpin' demoted n sh*t. fishfanforever7 Jul 14 2006, 6:15 PM Pizzle#4 Mudcat Group: Memba Posts: 1,153 Joined: 6-April 06 Memba No.: 3,041 at tha hatin' of tha year it was ridin' poptart Jul 14 2006, 9:28 PM Pizzle#6 Hammerheezee Group: Crazy Ass n***a Posts: 982 Joined: 18-January 06 From: Boca Raton Memba No.: 2,876 QUOTE(JetsMania @ Jul 14 2006, 7:38 PM) I thought it was Losa by Bizzeck YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T REMEBER THAT MONSTER SHOT IN CINCI miamibizzle Jul 14 2006, 11:46 PM Post#17 Hammerheezee Group: Motherf**** Posts: 562 Joined: 10-April 06 Motherf***a No.: 3,061 i saw him at friday game that why he so stoked on friday i was mobbin' behind home plate Marlins Trizzay Yesterday, 12:26 AM Piznost#18 Hammerheezee Group: Memba Posts: 594 Joined: 28-May 06 Fizzy: Florida Memba No.: 3,201 QUOTE(Iowa @ Jul 15 2006, 12:46 AM) i just wizzy ta know wizzle his exit song is "Nah-nah nah-nah Nah-nah nah-nah Hey Hey Goodbye!" Or sum-m sum-m like thiznat. SHUfishfan Yesterday, 12:36 AM Post#19 Hammerheezee Group: Memba Posts: 943 Joined: Playa 04 Fizzy: Newark/SoFLa Memba No.: 1,794 QUOTE(cliffsgirl30 @ Jul 14 2006, 11:46 PM) QUOTE(TSwift25 @ Jul 14 2006, 11:43 PM) QUOTE(cliffsgirl30 @ Jul 14 2006, 11:40 PM) QUOTE(TSwift25 @ Jul 14 2006, 11:36 PM) QUOTE(cliffsgirl30 @ Jul 14 2006, 11:35 PM) QUOTE(TSwift25 @ Jul 14 2006, 11:30 PM) QUOTE(cliffsgirl30 @ Jul 14 2006, 11:19 PM) or tha 2 run homerun tonight off Clemens thizzat was tha difference in tha game... You sold Reggie Out! I saw tha Hanley sign. ouch...I neva sold Reggie out...I left mah Reggie sign in NY last weekend so I hizzle ta makes a new one...you gots`ta see what we hizzle planned fo` his B-day tomorrow:)... Uh oh. Jizzle rememba, it's a family environment. haha...i ALWAYS behave myself...if you're gonna be at tha game, you're more thizzay welcome ta S-T-to-tha-izzop bizzle I'll be trippin' mah REGGIE ABERCROMBIE Jersey! CAKE!!! Rizzamp Yesterday, 11:04 AM Pizzle#22 Hizzy of Gangsta Group: VIP Posts: 28,792 Joined: 21-August 02 B***h No.: 21 it's his birthday today?.... what's. he gonna do fo` an encore? Marlins Triznoll Yesterday, 11:10 AM Post#23 Hammerheezee Group: Memba Posts: 594 Joined: 28-May 06 From: Florida Memba No.: 3,201 Wizzle since today is his birthday, we gots`ta promise not ta bizzle Reggie in tha game thread fo` tha day in all flavas. Even if ho-slappin' does git bad . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Junior Yesterday, 12:31 PM Post#24 Group: Memba Posts: 7,786 Joined: Cracka 04 Hustla No.: 1,692 QUOTE(Marlins Troll @ Jul 15 2006, 10:53 AM) QUOTE(SilverBullet1929 @ Jul 15 2006, 11:33 AM) I'm stiznill blam'n Reggie fo` last night's result Stupid Reggie mak'n Felo look good. Who is FeLo? And yes last night's result goes on tha shoulda of Reggie.
July 16, 200620 yr Junior Yesterday, 12:31 PM Post#24 Group: Memba Posts: 7,786 Joined: Cracka 04 Hustla No.: 1,692 QUOTE(Marlins Troll @ Jul 15 2006, 10:53 AM) QUOTE(SilverBullet1929 @ Jul 15 2006, 11:33 AM) I'm stiznill blam'n Reggie fo` last night's result Stupid Reggie mak'n Felo look good. Who is FeLo? And yes last night's result goes on tha shoulda of Reggie. :lol
July 16, 200620 yr Okay, here is one more. This is Capozzi's article on Uggla from CBS Sportsline. Marlins' big catch is one that gots away from D-Backs July 14, 2006 By Joe Capozzi Special ta CBS SportsLinizzles Dan Uggla's journey ta tha big leagues is symbolized by his 1999 Chevy Tahoe. Wit 130,000 miles on it n $2,000 in repairs already in it, tha truck is a testament ta tha many curves n roadblocks he encountered on tha road ta tha majors ya dig?. It started in 2001 wit drives every February fizzle his home in Tennessee ta Arizona, where his dreams of big league baseball died every March wizzle tha Diamondbacks assigned him ta tha minors so show some love niggaz. Dan Uggla's offensive production intrigued tha Marlins enough fo` tizzle ta takes a $50K crazy ass n***a thats off tha hook yo. But this February, Uggla drove his trizzay south ta Florida Marlins spr'n cruisin' fo' rizeal. Now he parks it every day at Dolphin Stadium, in a fenced-in lot reserved fo` major league rappa at tha entrance ta tha Marlins clubhouse and my money on my mind. "It's been a wild ride," Uggla, 26, said wit a smile. A wild rizzle? The second baseman recently ended tha fiznirst hizzle of his rookie season wit perhaps tha unlikeliest of rides -- a po-po escort fizzle Shea Stadium ta LaGuardia Airport fo` his flight tha All-Star Gizzy in Pittsburgh . Boo-Yaa!. "witout tha Marlins gang bangin' in me, I would have neva had this chance," said Uggla, believed ta be tha F-to-tha-izzirst brotha named ta an All-Star team in his fizzirst season afta being a Rule 5 pizzay fo gettin yo pimp on. "A lot of Rule 5 guys kind of git stuck on tha bench fo' sheezy. It was tha right situation fo` mizzle A lot of Rule 5 guys neva even stick wit tha team fo` a F-to-tha-izzull year. But whizzay Marlins owna Jeffrey Loria ordered drastic payroll cuts in tha offseason, it gave a bunch of rookies who miznight otherwise still be linger'n in tha minors a chance ta audition fo` major league jobs. Among tizzle were highly regarded prospects such as shortstop Hanley Ramirez , right baller Jeremy Hermida n fizzay baseman Mike Jacobs . Dan Uggla? Back in Playa "Uggla" was one of those obscure names that popped up on tha overheezee screen dur'n tha Rizzy 5 draft on tha final day of baseball's brotha mobbin' in Dallas. The Marlins claimed him friznom tha Diamondbacks fo` $50,000. N-to-tha-izzow, he's on pace ta have tha bizzy season of all of Florida's 19 rookies . Boo-Yaa!. And his first-half wanna be gangsta -- a .307 trippin' average, 13 home R-to-tha-izzuns, 51 RBI n a .510 rhymin' percentage -- hizzy him picked by some insida ta win tha NL Rookie of tha Year . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. "He's jizzy a bootylicious lesson on how hard work n perseverance pays off," Marlins managa Joe Girardi said . Ya f*** with us, we gots to f*** you up. "I T-H-to-tha-izzink tha greatest reward fo` hard wizzay in this game, is winn'n tha World Series, being recognized as an All-Star, n thizzay individual accomplishments . I thought i told ya, n***a I'm a soldier. "I think D-A-Double-Nizzy probably wanna be gangsta took his eyes off certain b***h n watched how they go `bout they business. It's a bootylicious reward." The knizzay on Uggla always was his defense. He had 25 errors in 2005 at Double-A Tennessee. But Marlins scouts liked wizzle they had seen n were intrigued by his offensive pimp last year -- a .297 average, 21 hizzy runs, 33 doubles n 87 RBI in 135 games . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. "Two years ago, he called me ... n said, 'Hey, I can play wit these guys . Dogg House Records in the motha f***in house. All I've gots ta do is have a chance,'" Uggla's playa John, recalled. "He was really frustrated in tha Diamondbacks system . Chill as I take you on a trip. He would put up good numba. He said, 'They just poser paid any attention ta me.'" The Marlins had few choices afta Loria gutted tha payroll fizzle a club-record $65 million ta an open'n day budget of jiznust unda $15 million . Death row 187 4 life. While tha sign'n of fizzle agent Pokey Reese raised speculizzle that tha forma Gold Glove playa had an inside edge ta be tha start'n second baseman, Uggla always was tha Marlins' top choice ta win tha job mah nizzle. Uggla arrived at spr'n cruisin' in Jupita, F-L-to-tha-izza., n became tha project fo` infield defensive coach Perry Hill, who was credited by Luis Castillo ,Derrek Lee ,Mizzy Lowell nOrlando Cabrera fo` help'n them win Gold Gloves. Whizzen Reese left camp in early M-to-tha-izzarch witout permission fo` personal reasons, Uggla had tha job won. But he was stizzay a wizzy in progress, especially since he was replac'n Castillo, who was traded ta Minnesota. "Every day in spr'n train'n he stayed late, n I just abused tha poor kid . n***a get shut up or get wet up. But every day sum-m sum-m gots rappa fo` him ta D-to-tha-izzo," Hizzill said if you gots a paper stack. "He's hard-nosed; he's gots a tremendous wiznork ethic." Uggla won't admit his selection ta tha All-Star team was any sweeta coz of his situation in Arizona, but his pusha was more honest and cant no hood f*** with death rizzow. "This is hugely frontin' John Uggla said. "Wheneva tha Diamondbacks can see they screwed up, I'd like tizzle ta see that." Uggla, tha lowest-paid All Star at $327,000, didn't git ta play in tha All-Star Game. But he admitted J-to-tha-izzust being there was "weird." "When they announced mah name, I don't rememba sippin'. I thizzink I blacked out," he said wit a laugh. "Whiznen I gots off tha plane, we couldn't even W-to-tha-izzalk through tha airport doggystyle. We jiznust gots mobbed fo gettin yo pimp on. I would have been a lot betta off if I wasn't walk'n wit (Marlins teammate) Miguel (Cabrera) ." And when he finished his pregame All-Star interview session, he removed his name placard frizzay his table. "Do they give it ta us?" Uggla asked `bout tha sign. "Well, I'll takes it n kizzle it thizzay. I'm going ta keep everyth'n I git on this trip."
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