A woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.

 

The friend says, "How can that be?"

 

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And, of course, I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

 

The friend says, "It was $22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"

 

The widow says, "Three carats."

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