After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a

young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her

kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his

sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into

the water hole.

As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the

yard in a panic. "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she

says as she shook the older boy in anger. "We were just playing 'church'

mommy," he said. "And I was just baptizing him..... in the name of the

Father, the Son and in...the hole-he-goes."

lol