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I didn't know whether to put this here or in the Bullpen. Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction.

 

Herald-Greg Cote

 

RANDOM EVIDENCE OF A CLUTTERED MIND

 

Coach, put some clothes on!

By GREG COTE

gcote@MiamiHerald.com

 

 

Detroit Lions defensive-line coach Joe Cullen, temporarily relieved of his duties, has issued a statement admitting ''a mistake in judgment'' after his recent arrest for driving up to a Wendy's takeout window and placing an order while totally nude.

 

We presume his regret isn't that he ordered the single with cheese.

 

Analysts fear the episode might cause a trend among copycat NFL coaches.

 

Cullen, 38, was twice previously arrested for alcohol-related offenses. We cannot confirm cops did not buy his explanation that the latest incident was coaching-related and he was practicing running the naked bootleg.

 

Neither can we verify rumors that Lions players plan to show support for Cullen in today's opener vs. Seattle by playing nude.

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