The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents

to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and, when called upon, one by one

began to tell their stories

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am.

My daddy told me a story about his sister, my very favorite Aunt Karen.

She was really brave! She was a pilot in Desert Storm

and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all

she had was:

* a flask of whiskey,

* a pistol and

* a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't

break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy

troops.

She shot fifteen of them with her gun, until she ran out

of bullets; killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke; and

then she killed the last one with her bare hands!"

 

"Good Heavens!," cried the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did

your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

 

"Stay the f... away from Aunt Karen when she's been

drinking', Johnny replied.

:lol

lol!

hehe