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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

 

The children began to say:

 

Red......................Cherry

 

Yellow................Lemon

 

Green...................Lime

 

Orange.................Orange

 

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

 

"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

 

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh, No!! They're ass-holes

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