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Chinese Couple

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A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.

Truth be told, he is not all that experienced

either.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under

the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in

next to her and tries to be reassuring.

My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time

and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you

anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you

want. Whatchou want?" he says,

trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will

impress her.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I ant try

someting I hear about... numbaa 69".

 

In a puzzled tone he queries..."You want...

chicken wiff broccowee?!"

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