June 4, 200719 yr A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I ant try someting I hear about... numbaa 69". In a puzzled tone he queries..."You want... chicken wiff broccowee?!"
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