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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise,

God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

 

Soon the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

 

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100

miles long. The line of consisting of men who truly were heads of their household contained only one man.

 

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created

you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

 

God then turned to the one man and said, "How did you manage to be the only man in this line?"

 

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here".

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