August 4, 200818 yr A teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first little pig was trying to gather the material to build his house. She read...."and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused, then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?" One litle boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...."I think the man would have said--Well, f*** me!! A talking pig!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next ten minutes!!
August 5, 200818 yr Author haha! Where do you get this junk? :lol All over.....emails other message boards :thumbup
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