August 6, 200817 yr A teacher asks her Math class a simple question: If a hunter sees 3 deer in the woods, and fires and shoots 1 of them, how many are still there? Little Johnny, raises his hand, the teacher relunctantly calls on him. Little Johnny says zero! The teacher says thats not the correct answer, and Little Johnny says, yes it is. He says, I can explain that if I fire my weapon and kill the 1st one, the other two will run off, so zero will still be there! The teacher says that isnt the answer she was looking for, but is willing to accept it, now that she understand the way he thinks. So Little Johnny says to the teacher, let me ask you a question. 3 women sit on a park bench with ice cream cones. One is licking the ice cream cone, One is sucking the ice cream cone, and the last one is biting the ice cream cone.....which one is married? The says that is a silly question, and Johnny says fair is fair, come on, so which one is married? The teacher thinks and says well the one that is sucking it, I quess. Little Johnny, says, well I would choose the one with the wedding ring, but I too like the way you think!
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