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Alabama:

At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska:

11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona:

But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas:

Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California:

As Seen on TV

Colorado:

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut:

Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware:

We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

Florida:

Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:

Without Atlanta we're Alabama

Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:

More Than Just Potatoes...

Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois:

Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana:

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas:

First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:

Five Million People; Seven Last Names

Louisiana:

We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,

But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:

We're Really Cold,

But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland:

A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts:

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan:

First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota:

10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi:

Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana:

Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else

Nebraska:

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:

Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire:

Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:

You Want a ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:

You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

North Carolina:

Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota:

We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio:

We Wish We Were In Michigan

Oklahoma:

Like the Play, only No Singing

Oregon:

Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:

Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:

We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:

We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North

South Dakota:

Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:

The Educashun State

Texas:

A Whole 'Nother Country!

Utah:

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:

Yep

Virginia:

Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington:

Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:

Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:

One Big Happy Family -- Really!

Wisconsin:

Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming:

Wynot?

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