Fish Dynasty Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?" "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in." "And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered. "But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked. "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dim Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I'M DAVID :cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbethan Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I'M DAVID :cool Did you just call your mom a slut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dim Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I'M DAVID :cool Did you just call your mom a slut? but...but...I'm David :banghead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgreco Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 but...but...I'm David :banghead :banghead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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