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A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say 'good-bye Grandpa?'"

The little girl said, "I don't know Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day, the girl's grandfather died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. The father began to think his daughter was in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later, when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

The father practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was a nervous wreck all day. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home, his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning, the mailman dropped dead on our porch."

that's just evil, but a good joke

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

oh s***, that was bad

ROFL!!!

HAHAHAHA :lol :lol

awesome

ha ha lol!!!!!!!!

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