January 19, 200422 yr George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that the Christian Coalition could kill Muslims. That's the one it created for me. It's good for a quick laugh, give it a try: George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator
January 19, 200422 yr George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that oil companies, Ann Coulter, and the Christian Coalition could steal from Muslims. hmm... i see a trend
January 19, 200422 yr George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could conquer welfare recipients.
January 19, 200422 yr George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, and SUV owners could invade The French. George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, white men, and SUV owners could conquer liberals. George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, and Rush Limbaugh could upset Michael Moore. George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that big corporations, oil companies, and Republicans could conquer Iraqis. And... George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that the Christian Coalition, Rush Limbaugh, and the Jews could upset The United Nations.
January 20, 200422 yr George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that big corporations, Republicans, and Rush Limbaugh could oppress minorities.
January 20, 200422 yr George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that The Jews and Rush Limbaugh could invade The French.
January 20, 200422 yr George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that white men, SUV owners, and big corporations could offend Al Franken
January 21, 200422 yr George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, Republicans, and Rush Limbaugh could kill Michael Moore. :shifty
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