January 31, 200422 yr Joe Pesci I was watching Goodfellas again tonight and realized that no one touches this guy when it comes to Comedy, He gives you drama but is still as funny as hell.. He is truly the man... and oddly enough.... Oh yeah...
January 31, 200422 yr Author "so you think i'm funny?" :laugh "AM I clown to you, Am I here to amuse you?" Have you ever seen My Cousin Vinny, best part of the movie is when he goes up as a laywer for his opening statement in what looks like a ring leader outfit, points to the prosecutor and in his thick accent says "Everything this guy says is bulls***" and then just sits down I have almost never laughed that hard.
January 31, 200422 yr You said I was bring heat on you, I gotta listen to you because fo your s***, you're ordering me out? You better get your own army pal. Get this through your head you Jew mother fu*ker you, you are only out here because of me. Without me every wise guy would be look for a piece of your Jew ass. In all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what is that I do. For instance Tommorrow morning I'm going to get up nice and early and take a walk over to the bank walk in and see you and if you don't have my money for me I'll crack fuc*king head wide open in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I'm coming out of jail hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what I'll split your f*cking head open again. because I'm f*cking stupid, I don't give a f*ck about jail. That's my business, that's what I do. Classic Casino!
February 1, 200422 yr You know what the best part about Pesci is? He's five foot tall. I always thought the Super was kind of underrated. Also, they set him up in Raging Bull. When Jake LaMotta (DeNiro) comes after Pesci's character after his wife has told him she sleeps with everybody, they really had DeNiro go in and beat his ass. Pesci breaks like three ribs in that scene when he gets thrown through a door (?) and falls through the panes. But, to his credit he totally goes with it. Does anyone have his comedy album (Vincent LaGuardia Gambino sings just for you)? It's pretty good. There's an awesome rap song on there. Here's a classic line from "I'm a Wiseguy" (who's chorus consists of "It's the Bitches that'll get ya's) "If you talk to the cops and try to plea, your car wil blow up, when you turn the key. Don't cut a deal or have the case appealed, I keep my mouth shut and I never squeel, 'cause I'm a wiseguy."
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