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Why can't Latinos be Terrorists

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1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

 

2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

 

3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.

 

4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

 

5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

 

6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

 

7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

 

8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

 

9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

 

10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

So True

you forgot the biggest reason why we wont do it: what latin in their right mind would crash a plane into a building while still in there? s*** aint happening. refs at least have something to gain, but to just die? aint happening

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that sounds like an italian joke with "latin" thrown in...not that there's anything wrong with it.

Latinos invented comedy honey... Therefore, you might have read an Italian version of an originally latino joke.

i just realized that my post might sound "racial" in someway, like im suggesting arabs are crazy because they did it. what i meant is: we're f***ing petrified of death

you forgot the biggest reason why we wont do it: what latin in their right mind would crash a plane into a building while still in there? s*** aint happening. refs at least have something to gain, but to just die? aint happening

Amen

 

We ain't dying for no cause. Maybe a broken bone or two, but definately not taking it to the grave. Especially not if it's flying a plane into a building. We die a hero's death or no death at all :hat

you forgot the biggest reason why we wont do it: what latin in their right mind would crash a plane into a building while still in there? s*** aint happening. refs at least have something to gain, but to just die? aint happening

Amen

 

We ain't dying for no cause. Maybe a broken bone or two, but definately not taking it to the grave. Especially not if it's flying a plane into a building. We die a hero's death or no death at all :hat thats not what i meant, to some people the 9-11 hijackers are heroes.

Not to many outside the Middle East

true, but to some people they are.

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I can tell you my reasons for not being a terrorist...

 

I don't want to die, life is too much fun to waste it for a cause that may not be worth the while. As a Latina, I can tell you that our people could leave in absolute poverty, and still have hope and enjoy what little they have.

 

For one thing, the middle east population is largely muslim. Islam is plagged by fanatism and radicalism. Religion is a very easy way to control the masses and this is what many middle-eastern leaders do. They manipulate their people to keep themselves in power... Imagine being not only poor, but living in a repressed government and unable to speek or go about freely. It's this desperate and asfixiating situation that pushes them to seek "martyrdom".

 

Latinos are way to disorganized to even have an "organized religion" government... Therefore, don't expect a Latino to ever commit suicide to help any cause... Not happening :no

that sounds like an italian joke with "latin" thrown in...not that there's anything wrong with it.

Latinos invented comedy honey... Therefore, you might have read an Italian version of an originally latino joke. I'm sorry, we all know that the first to come up with it were the Italians because they fit those stereotypes and we are new immigrants compared to the newer immigrants (latinos) or the newest (east europeans.)

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that sounds like an italian joke with "latin" thrown in...not that there's anything wrong with it.

Latinos invented comedy honey... Therefore, you might have read an Italian version of an originally latino joke. I'm sorry, we all know that the first to come up with it were the Italians because they fit those stereotypes and we are new immigrants compared to the newer immigrants (latinos) or the newest (east europeans.)

Yes we invented everything. The moment tomatos came to Europe we invented gravy, the moment montgomery overhelmed our forces in Africa, we invented retreat (at a rate far greater than any french army.)

 

I am very happy...just kidding

I am not losing my hair over this. :pullhair

what's with you and hair pulling?

 

you'll be a calvita in no time.

Therefore, don't expect a Latino to ever commit suicide to help any cause... Not happening :no

thats pretty much what i meant

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I am not losing my hair over this. :pullhair

what's with you and hair pulling?

 

you'll be a calvita in no time. :D

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