8BitSamurai
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"Is your third baseman getting too many hits? Is he producing an unexpected amount of RBIs? Is your team winning because of the runs your third baseman is driving in? Then, why not try Casey McGehee's new "All-Star Break" ? That's right, just one application of "All-Star Break" is enough to turn your third baseman into a clueless swinger who sulks when he's called out on an obvious curveball that's over the plate. Watch, as your third baseman tries to pretend he's just walked on a 3-2 count by trotting halfway towards first base before having to turn around and head for the dugout while everyone laughs at him. Use new and improved "All-Star Break" today. Bang, and the hits are gone!" LMAO! Can I share this, man?
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Going for 1,000 hits
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Horse dung inning
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3 runners LOB What a twist
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Vince isn't lurking, I think we're safe
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Sola-yes today
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So did the regulars head up to Atlanta for the game? Dead thread is dead.
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Don't think he liked that call
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This game thread's like a ghost town tonight
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http://youtu.be/vMcdYPFhIZk
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Horrible top of the 8th
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One day (140 years from now) the Braves will be a cellar dwelling team we can beat up on. Will hit up the Libyans in the Winn-Dixie parking lot for plutonium.
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Are you kidding me?
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Jones sucks the big one
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What was he waiting for?
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Valdespin fucked her right in the pussy
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This team will be lucky to finish at .500 At least it doesn't entail a hundred losses, meh.
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Are you guys sure this isn't an inside joke I'm not being told?
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I can. Stanton needs glasses and that is 100% no joke. Or contacts or something. Yeah, all the other teams agree too. He's been intentionally walked more times than any other NL hitter because they're just that damn nice.
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Lol, did you see stantons at bat just now? Yeah he needs glasses. Shaking my damn head with this guy. Trout is horrible. Can't keep the ball in his glove to save his life, only hits home runs with garbagey .289 and the home runs don't even affect the game. Can't believe he made the majors.
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Send Trout to the minors
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Out of any Marlin to rag on, why the hell would somebody choose Stanton? Or is this an inside joke that I'm not getting because I'm new?
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Or not
