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Post Game 8/26

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Thank you Nathan Eovaldi for doing exactly what you have been asked not to do for like 2 months now.

 

Pitiful performance to add on to the 6 of his last 11 starts where he has given up 4 or more earned runs.

 

Back under .500 and 4 out i.e. no progress.

 

 

Not that Eovaldi helped at all, but I can't imagine Redmond really planned on winning this game with that "Week 4 of the Preseason" lineup.

 

 

FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME.

 

TOMORROW IS ANOTHER GAME AND WE'LL MAKE THAT GAME OUR BITCH.

 

WE WILL FUCK THEIR FACE!

Funny how we can tell when our pitcher is going to have a bad outing just based on the first batter he faces.

 

I wonder if anything will be done in regards to Nathan. He's clearly out of it. But do we have any other options?

On a lighter note, I am hoping the Angels call up Randy Wolf, so that the announcers announce "Wolf, Trout and Pujols are coming to the plate", which is another way of saying a McDonalds burger is being served.

 

 

On a lighter note, I am hoping the Angels call up Randy Wolf, so that the announcers announce "Wolf, Trout and Pujols are coming to the plate", which is another way of saying a McDonalds burger is being served.

 

 

 

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Us Brits get it, because we can't say "Pujols" without sniggering.

 

 

 

What's sniggering, and would I get beaten senseless if I say it to Dennis Rodman?

Can I ask what lineup you would have put out there last night?

 

 

 

No Valdespin, no Solano.

Never Valdespin, Solano only off the bench. Also, I'd stop making the #2 spot the "fuck it, let's see what works" spot, considering it's one of the more important parts of the batting order.

Can I ask what lineup you would have put out there last night?

 

 

LF Yelich

 

DH Stanton

 

CF Ozuna

 

RF Stanton wearing a false beard

 

1B Ozuna in glasses and a false moustache

 

SS Stanton wearing a net-minder's mask

 

2B Ozuna made up to look like a lady

 

C Stanton wearing a spiderman outfit

 

3B Yelich dressed as Darth Vader

 

 

LF Yelich

 

1B Baker

 

RF Stanton

 

CF Ozuna

 

3B McGehee

 

DH Jones

 

C Salty

 

SS Hechavarria

 

2B Solano

 

I mean it kinda makes sense!

 

 

So basically, Baker instead of Valdespin? Are we really blaming Redmond for replacing shit with shit?

 

 

Salty C

Hech SS

Solano 2B

Johnson RF

Valdespin CF

Alvarez LF

Lucas 3B

Mathis 1B

Stanton DH

 

Everyone gets on base, Stanton hits a 9 run home run.

So basically, Baker instead of Valdespin? Are we really blaming Redmond for replacing shit with shit?

 

 

Seriously, it's not Redmond's fault DD, who would make the perfect DH, is sitting in AAA. Redmond is using what he has which for the most part sucks.

 

 

So basically, Baker instead of Valdespin? Are we really blaming Redmond for replacing shit with shit?

 

I'd rather have the fresh turd than the one that's been sitting there for a while, ya know? Fresh turd still has potency.

 

And I also put Baker at first cause he's probably a better first baseman than Jones.

 

 

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I cannot remember the last time Eovaldi struck out a righty inside. He pitches them almost exclusively outside and you wonder if he and the catcher are either stupid or just fucking stubborn.

I cannot remember the last time Eovaldi struck out a righty inside. He pitches them almost exclusively outside and you wonder if he and the catcher are either stupid or just fucking stubborn.

 

 

 

Or he's having trouble locating pitches inside.

Eovaldi's location is certainly important, but key here is the fact that his fastball has gone flat. A flat, motionless fastball will be hit hard by Major League hitters, even if it goes 110. Granted, the faster a fastball is the less movement and precise location it needs to be effectve, but you still can't throw a dart every pitch, even if you locate it.

 

 

Eovaldi's location is certainly important, but key here is the fact that his fastball has gone flat. A flat, motionless fastball will be hit hard by Major League hitters, even if it goes 110. Granted, the faster a fastball is the less movement and precise location it needs to be effectve, but you still can't throw a dart every pitch, even if you locate it.

 

 

 

I just cant wait till rosters expand... So he can be taken out.

Everyone you guys need to look at the big picture. September 1, eovaldi is scheduled to pitch against wheeler. I dont want eovaldi starting us off the last month of the season with a guy like wheeler pitching.

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